Introducing a statement tee that’s as unapologetic as it is unforgettable—the “Suck My Dick, Not My Energy” 100% cotton t-shirt.
This fun, flirty, bold shirt stops people in their tracks, wards off energy vampires, all while setting clear boundaries for those we allow in our presence. Whether you have an actual dick or an energetic one, the vibe is still the same.
Provocative and dripping with attitude, this piece is for those who own their pleasure, protect their peace, and refuse to settle for anything less.
Made from luxuriously soft, breathable cotton, it delivers effortless comfort while making a fearless declaration about desire and boundaries. This shirt isn’t just cheeky—it’s a manifesto for self-love, respect, and the right to demand both passion and reciprocity.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Let them know exactly where you stand.
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